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100+ Knock Knock jokes That Still Make Everyone Smile

By Dariel | January 27, 2026 | 3:32 pm | No Comments
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Knock Knock jokes have a special place in comedy because they are simple playful and easy to enjoy. Below is a big collection of Knock Knock jokes written in a human style that feels natural and fun to read.

  1. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? No silly cow says moo

  2. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here

  3. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don’t cry it’s just a joke

  4. Knock knock Who’s there? Atch Atch who? Bless you

  5. Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome

  6. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive you and I miss you

  7. Knock knock Who’s there? Needle Needle who? Needle little help opening the door

  8. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana

  9. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow goes Cow goes who? No cow goes moo

  10. Knock knock Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in

  11. Knock knock Who’s there? Ice cream Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in

  12. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Hey don’t be scared

  13. Knock knock Who’s there? Donut Donut who? Donut forget to smile today

  14. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and open the door

  15. Knock knock Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the bags you open the door

  16. Knock knock Who’s there? Nana Nana who? Nana your business

  17. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce try again

  18. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow are you doing today

  19. Knock knock Who’s there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless

  20. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? I was just kidding

  21. Knock knock Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep beep

  22. Knock knock Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W H O

  23. Knock knock Who’s there? Owl Owl who? Owl be there soon

  24. Knock knock Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow I didn’t know you could yodel

  25. Knock knock Who’s there? Snow Snow who? Snow use asking I forgot

  26. Knock knock Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks I prefer Google

  27. Knock knock Who’s there? Police Police who? Police hurry and open the door

  28. Knock knock Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell it’s broken

  29. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? You sound confused

  30. Knock knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone

  31. Knock knock Who’s there? Cows go Cows go who? No cows go moo

  32. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange you Orange you who? Orange you glad jokes still exist

  33. Knock knock Who’s there? Doughnut Doughnut who? Doughnut ask just open

  34. Knock knock Who’s there? Butter Butter who? Butter open quick

  35. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive the jokes here

  36. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? I didn’t mean to scare you

  37. Knock knock Who’s there? Icy Icy who? Icy you smiling

  38. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry this joke is funny

  39. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow about that weather

  40. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce laugh together

  41. Knock knock Who’s there? Atch Atch who? Gesundheit

  42. Knock knock Who’s there? Noah Noah who? Noah good joke when I hear one

  43. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don’t cry laugh instead

  44. Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? No need to thank me

  45. Knock knock Who’s there? Snow Snow who? Snow laughing matter

  46. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? Still moo

  47. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you smiling yet

  48. Knock knock Who’s there? Ice Ice who? Ice to meet you

  49. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow are you laughing

  50. Knock knock Who’s there? Donut Donut who? Donut stop laughing

  51. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? I said boo not boo hoo

  52. Knock knock Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca laugh for later

  53. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive these jokes

  54. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry up I’m freezing

  55. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce be friends

  56. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow me maybe

  57. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you tired of laughing

  58. Knock knock Who’s there? Atch Atch who? Cover your nose

  59. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? No tears allowed

  60. Knock knock Who’s there? Ice cream Ice cream who? Ice cream you scream we laugh

  61. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? Same answer every time

  62. Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re very polite

  63. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive a good laugh

  64. Knock knock Who’s there? Doughnut Doughnut who? Doughnut worry be happy

  65. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry this is funny

  66. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce enjoy the joke

  67. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow about a smile

  68. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you clicked

  69. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Boo means surprise

  70. Knock knock Who’s there? Atch Atch who? Allergies are real

  71. Knock knock Who’s there? Ice Ice who? Ice laughed too hard

  72. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? Moo again

  73. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive my jokes are clean

  74. Knock knock Who’s there? Donut Donut who? Donut forget this joke

  75. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and laugh

  76. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce keep going

  77. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow me impressed

  78. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you happy now

  79. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? No screaming please

  80. Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re too kind

  81. Knock knock Who’s there? Ice cream Ice cream who? Ice cream laughing

  82. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? Moo forever

  83. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive these smiles

  84. Knock knock Who’s there? Doughnut Doughnut who? Doughnut miss the fun

  85. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry me laughing

  86. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce wrap this up

  87. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow about one more

  88. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you still here

  89. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Boo means hello

  90. Knock knock Who’s there? Atch Atch who? Achoo again

  91. Knock knock Who’s there? Ice Ice who? Ice had enough laughs

  92. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow says Cow says who? Moo mic drop

  93. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive good jokes end

  94. Knock knock Who’s there? Donut Donut who? Donut close the door yet

  95. Knock knock Who’s there? Harry Harry who? Harry this joke works

  96. Knock knock Who’s there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce say goodbye

  97. Knock knock Who’s there? Cow Cow who? Cow you enjoyed it

  98. Knock knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you smiling big

  99. Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Boo to boring days

  100. Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Thanks for laughing

  101. Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive had fun today

Knock Knock jokes never get old because they are light friendly and easy to share. Whether you tell them to kids friends or family these jokes are a simple way to spread smiles and enjoy a good laugh together.